Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war
Im feeling so negative tonight probably because I watched the bee movie
david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are
asked: Hello alison, you are a big nerd. Get rekt, big nerd.
I’m honestly embarrassed by this 😪
Anonymous asked: hello alison (alison? right?). i think you are the cutest most sarcastic little pup i've ever come across in my whole entire life and i hope that whenever you have birthdays (which should come about every year i hope), your wishes come true because well yeah. happy people deserve happy lives.